Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
A date with a damn fine ass
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She's in hypersexual drive
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
She calls it dedication
Young meat is cougar feast
She takes heavy duty usage
You are not one of the guys...
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Czech me out eating this cock
Holy tits sis, what's with those?